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17 Basic Rules for Driving in New Jersey
- A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.
- Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in…
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WE’RE NUMBER O… um… number… hmm. Let me get back to you on that one…
Fuck that! Helping anyone but yourself in any capacity whatsoever is Socialism!
America, number one in “Fuck you, Imma get mine!”
but we’d lose the old-timey charm of trains breaking down and being able to ride a bike faster than them
Sad, but true.
